From Richard

"can I dress up like a Zulu?"
"Richard, I've always thought of you as a Zulu. Now don't you point that bloody stick at me."
"It’s not a stick, it’s an assegai. So stick that up your Martini-Henry"
"Yeah, well you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, anyway. And if Mr Michael Caine says it's a stick, it's a bloody stick. so there."