"droopy" on a random forum

"I hope Michael Caine shows up, feeds you a poison that paralyzes you so you cant move or shut your eyes and forces you to watch Jaws 4: The Directors Cut."

-also not in favor of the idea, I think.

From Richard

"can I dress up like a Zulu?"
"Richard, I've always thought of you as a Zulu. Now don't you point that bloody stick at me."
"It’s not a stick, it’s an assegai. So stick that up your Martini-Henry"
"Yeah, well you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, anyway. And if Mr Michael Caine says it's a stick, it's a bloody stick. so there."

From Harms

"Exactly how much beer and pizza was involved in the planning?"

Responding to the Toerag

"Dear Matt,

Ah well, that's just sad isn't it. I just showed Tim, and he believes this to be the work of a very angry young man. Me, I believe otherwise. I believe this to be the work of a bitter, impotent, jealous little man who should be pitied, not reviled.

He's obviously operating under the impression that England still has an empire and still matters to the world, rather than being the backward-looking, Dickensian joke that it is today.

He's obviously carrying a grudge against Australians, possibly because some blond, tanned, Australian backpacking chick spurned his romantic advances when he was seventeen, and possibly spat on him as well.

Mind you, when I look outside at the bright blue Sydney sky on this clam 24 degree day, with not a cloud to be seen, and consider that it's going to be like this all "winter", I can perhaps begin to grasp his futile lashing out at those who, let's face it, have a better life than him.

An he's obviously a little bit dumb. Perhaps he can't read properly, or he would have seen that Tim is in fact Welsh, not Australian. He doesn't seem to understand his is not a joke, not fun, this is a serious invitation to a respected person, not a bit of silliness to get attention on the internet.

So be gentle with the man, young Matt, for we should always treat those less fortunate than us with kindness and pity, unless the little toe-rags push us too far.

Cheers,
Chris."

From a British Toerag

"here i was, sat at my stinkin desk in this stinkin office, the sunsshining outside n im in here in this manky **** hole, then along comesthis dirty **** crim tryin to get me to join in his **** **** stabbin, ha ha im a funny austrailian thats just wasted a lot of time and effort on a **** website "Fun". Well, he can go **** himself. Thats all i say.

No infact thats not all i say, i also say that i hope michael caine does goto his bbq, sez "hiya guys", all smiles and warm greetings, then he bendsthem over, **** them in the **** and tells them to stop wasting his time...Nice"

(He's not a supporter of the quest, I think.)

From Harms

"Just to clarify- will we get an invite if we support the cause? (I bet I've seen The Man Who Would be King more times than you)"

Maybeeeeee....

From Sarah & Grant

"We too love Michael Caine; Sarah first fell in love with him in Educating Rita,heavily relating to Rita.... Grant"s father has often and quite surprisinglybeen mistaken for the man himself in several third world countries so couldpossibly stand in as a stunt double at the snagathon. Zulu is often viewed inthe Turner household fuelled by many bottles of the local shiraz. Sarahs fatherhas often shown it in fire brigade training sessions as an example ofleadership. If you get Michael, Sarah volunteers to cook a top cockney meal!!!Last word; Robert Louis Stevenson wrote a book that may come inhandy...Kidnapped......say no more"

From Wayne

"One look at that and he'll run!"

From Matt

"Great idea. We are going to have to get him to notice. He must understand how much this would be good for him. If there is a way to contact him I will make contact and push your cause. We need to group together and fight for this, its for his own good."

From Liv

"you two absolutly nuts but you just made my day. i am laughing like a fool and i am in a public internet place. now everyone else here thinks i am the crazy one. its a true story. i think its a good idea though. and definitly yes to the italian job and dirty rotten scoundrels. "

from Jules

"Well if I was not scared of you guys before hand I am now. I would watch out of the little men in white suits, and a white jacket for you. I hear the rooms are quite comfortable, you could sleep any where as they are padded."

What the public wants...

Responses to the Michael Caine should come to our place quest have been many and varied, and I thought we should have a place to them to be seen. If I put a response you wrote here and you don't want it to be made public, just write to me at langeluddecke@hotmail.com and i'll remove it.

Everything here is in response to the ongoing quest outlined at the quest's main site, HERE

please, go check it out!